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Riddles
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe? A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head? A: A bottle.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest? A: On the bottom.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? A: Ohio.
Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?" A: "One was twenty, the other twenty too. One was a priest so he married the other" PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)
Q: How do you spell mousetrap? A: C-A-T. This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have? A: Two, the same as an uncle. (HINT: ant = aunt)
Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery? A: All of them.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken? A: An egg.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have? A: Baby tigers.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A: A newspaper
Q: Why is number six afraid ? A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy? A: He has bugs on his teeth!
Q: What did zero say to eight? A: Nice belt. (The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Q: What did number 1 say to 7? A: Nice hair In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the mo alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons? "y" (Why?")
Q: Which letter is not me? A: U.
Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole? A: Because every direction is south.